Or perhaps not.
Either way, I am certainly NOT the perfect flatmate.
- I hate people moving my stuff.
Likewise in the kitchen. That bag of flour has sat on that shelf for four years and has been out of date for three, but the actual CHEEK of you trying to throw it out??? Cold shoulder treatment for you!
- I'm anti-social.
(Who am I kidding? It's a bottle.)
- I don't answer the door. Unless I know it's for me.
- People being too loud annoys me. Unless it's me.
- I'm messy.
- I am very easily irritated by other people's mess in communal areas
- I get resentful easily.
In short . . . I am a total bastard and I get annoyed about things I shouldn't get annoyed about . . . things that are commonplace in most flatshares and aren't really that big a deal.
The one good thing about me though (maybe?) is that I never confront anyone about this as I wouldn't dream of causing a scene.
Although that is possibly because I KNOW I am being fucking unreasonable!
What makes or WOULD make you a bad flatmate?