I need to stop doing stupid things under the influence . . .
Last week after a drunken night out, I woke up in the bath. As in, a bath with water in it. Luckily, I didn't have the patience to run more than an inch or two of water. Phew.
The following night (St Paddy's), me and my friend stopped by a chip shop, where I bought chips and cheese and she bought chips and curry sauce. We shared a taxi home then I picked up the chips and curry sauce by accident. And proceeded to spill it all over myself. I had curry-bag, curry-dress, curry-mac and even, as I discovered the next day, a curry-purse! It is not nice to currify (a new word I have just invented) your clothes - just sayin'!
Last night I went to a see an American stand-up comedian. And apparently fell asleep during it. (It wasn't that I wasn't enjoying it, you understand). The best bit? I didn't even KNOW I'd fallen asleep once I'd woken back up. As far as I'm concerned, I saw the whole show. Weird, huh?
Now, I know there is a bit of funniness to all of these stories but I really DO need to calm down a bit. Doing stupid shit and barely remembering doing it - that's not cool.
How do I tell people about it otherwise???
What stupid things have YOU done under the influence (or while sober, even!) recently?