After the stress of the past few days - and the road rage incident yesterday in particular, I feel like it's time for Cheer-Me-Up Tuesday to make a cameo. Anyone else feel like playing?
So last week, I read a book called "F In Exams" by Richard Benson, which is basically a little book full of silly answers to exam questions in schools. The book made me howl with laughter in many places. So I thought I would share a few of the funnier ones with you . . .
In the Hawaiian islands there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this.
There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit.
Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile.
Name a regular triangle.
A three-sided triangle
Claire used good body language at a job interview. Can you think of three good examples of body language Claire may have used?
1) Pole dancing
2) The Moonwalk
3) The Bolero
Claire was well-prepared for her interview. Explain how Claire may have prepared herself for this interview.
Had a bath and put on her lucky pants.
Explain the process of "learning".
A process by which information goes in one ear and out the other.
Who said "I think, therefore I am"?
Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
Upon ascending the throne, the first thing Queen Elizabeth II did was to:
What was the largest threat to world peace in the 1980s?
Heavy metal, because it was very loud.
That was just a small taster - hope you laughed as much as me, and it makes your Tuesday better. And perhaps you should check out the book for yourself - I would totally recommend it!
If anyone has anything to cheer me up, or wants to do their own Cheer Me Up Tuesday post, please let me know!