Let's talk about how much fun it would be to be invisible! Wouldn't it??? I would LOVE it.
If I was invisible, I wouldn't waste the opportunity like the guy below . . .
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(Ah Failbooking, you make me laugh everytime.)
So I wouldn't waste it like that, but to be honest, I probably wouldn't use it for GOOD either.
First thing I would do is follow guys to the bathroom so I could see what their willies looked like.
(Obviously, I wouldn't stay to watch them pee. That would just be WEIRD!)
Then I'd find the nearest gym and check out the guy's changing room so I could see some men COMPLETELY naked. (Hence the post title. And I bet you just thought I was drunk. No. It's 10.15am. I haven't started drinking. Yet.)
It's always nice to see the goods before you buy . . .
There's also a vague chance I might try some shoplifting. I've never tried it before, and I think it would be harder to get caught if no one could SEE me! Although the problem is that I wouldn't be able to make the thing I was STEALING invisible so an eagle-eyed security guard might see the stolen items just appearing to FLOAT by them. But I guess that could potentially freak them out enough to not attempt to catch me when the alarm went off at the doors!
I would be able to go to a pub myself without feeling self-conscious! AND drink for free!
I'd be able to follow anyone I suspect is conspiring against me (for once, I have reason to be paranoid) and record conversations to use as evidence.
Actually, just generally being able to hear other people's conversations without them knowing you were there would be several kinds of awesome.
If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you would do??? Would you use your invisibility for good or for evil?
Couple of other things.
UK girl bloggers, are you following @GBMEUP on twitter yet? If you're interested in joining us up in Ediinburgh on the last weekend in May, make sure you do so you can keep up to date with the information. While we're at it, are you following ME on twitter? If not, why not? Get to it.
And also, this song makes me unreasonably happy. (Which definitely helps, given my current mood)
Just sooo nice. :)
Now get on the invisibility question, stat!