Thursday, 14 January 2010
TMI THURSDAY: PEE ON ME? ER . . .NO THANKS . . .
Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
So . . . I have a bit of a problem (and, no it doesn't involve an itch, or a rash, or anything particularly TMI, although I feel like I put on so much weight over Christmas that if I showed you a naked picture of myself then THAT would be TMI. Relax. I'm not gonna.) I have ran out of inspiration for TMI Thursday.
PERSONAL inspiration anyway.
So here's just a generalised one. About people and some of the strange things that make their "getting busy" thang so much more fun.
NUMBER ONE (no pun intended!!!)?
Remember that infamous episode of "Sex and the City" . . .
. . . where the politician asked Carrie to PEE on him??? (around about 5.00 into the clip above)
I think it was the fact he wanted them to both get CLEAN first that freaked me out. Yes, let's get clean and then why don't you PEE ON ME??? How does someone discover they LIKE something like that??? Actually, i don't even WANT to know...
Peeing is such a private thing. I make no secret (ironically) of the fact that I'm pee-shy. I don't even feel comfortable having someone HEAR me pee. I'm not going to let them watch me . . . while I do it on THEM. Or vice versa.
Sooooo not right.
(Oh and don't even get me STARTED on Cleveland Steamers...)