Tuesday, 5 January 2010

IF I RULED THE WORLD . . .

. . . I would have a MASSIVE remote control.

And I would press mute REPEATEDLY on my flatmate.

She's right next door to me and she is SOOO bloody LOUD.

Don't get me wrong, she seems like a nice girl, doubt she has a bad bone in her body. But she is seemingly incapable of talking at a NORMAL volume.

When you wake up at eight in the morning on your day off to someone having what seems like THE WORLD'S LOUDEST CONVERSATION . . . you want to KILL them.

Or someone seemingly trying to destroy the entire BUILDING everytime they shut the door. We're talking "slamming doors times 50". The entire building shakes when she leaves a room!!!

And . .. .she likes to "sing".

I put sing in inverted commas because I'm assuming she thinks she is better than she is.

Earlier yesterday, when I had everything on mute to try and listen out for the stupid delivery, I was treated to her singing "Bad Romance" at full blast. APPARENTLY she thinks she is Lady Gaga.

Isn't ONE Lady Gaga enough???

(Is it any WONDER I'm going insane???)

22 comments:

  1. I know it's lame for you, but the post itself made me giggle... thank you! But poor you :(

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  2. Sounds remarkably like my Mother-in-law! If she's not talking (super loudly) she's singing... if she's not singing, she's humming and if she's not humming, she fucking whistling! 'Shut the fuck up', is what I want to say... but she's so damn nice, I just can't do it!

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  3. Try to get a video of her singing and you tube it :P

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  4. Haahaha! You say "Inverted commas" like I do, instead of "quotation marks" :) I have to say, I'm on your flatmate's side...I sing sometimes...I feel like ready for American Idol...I imagine the clothes and the lights...I don't want to know what I sound like in real life :P

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  5. Too funny...I mean if she HAS to see GaGa does have to sing Bad Romance?!! That is the worst song of the bunch!Of course it could be worse you could have my roommate a complete silent jackass who NEVER says a word and whom I believe is secretly awaiting orders to assassinate our elected officials!...ugh

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  6. I was actually just singing Bad Romance this morning. However, I was in my car and alone so I think that is acceptable. And I KNOW I am not a good singer. But sometimes I like to think I am when I am ALONE and in my car. :) Suck it Lady Gaga!

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  7. Ugh, that would be the worst. I like to have it quiet in the mornings when I wake up, even coming to work. I've been known to push the 'close door' button in the elevator so I dont have to ride with some loud, annoying talker.

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  8. Haha I like Caro's idea of posting a video of her singing on YouTube! That could be cathartic. Or else you could try to out-loud her...that could be fun.

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  9. I had a roommate who would talk loudly on the phone at 3am. Seriously dude... STFU!

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  10. Yikes! Once again, glad I still live at home with the fam in my own room!

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  11. Oh! Andddd, I hope you do Where In The World Wednesday again tomorrow! I loved yours last week :)

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  12. which is worse - having to hear her sing lady gaga or have to listen to her have sex?

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  13. I say that I come round to yours, we get pissed, and start singing really really loudly like we did last time... mwahahahaha!

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  14. That's the worst. I hate when people have such loud voices that they startle me.

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  15. You get full sympathy from me!! Is she black? haha. No, I'm kidding. Since I am, I get to ask that question. hehe. Anyway, I tagged you in my post about the decade. Check it out! And have a happy new year!

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  16. I feel for you! And I also feel for my roommates since I'm pretty sure they feel the exact same way!! EEEKK

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  17. I really dont miss having flatmates!

    hpp://www.miss-smidge.co.uk

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  18. I heart you. You had Britney Spears in your interests.
    DIE.

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  19. There's no way I could deal with that...my Dad has a cold and I can't even listen to him sniffing!

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  20. one lady gaga is too much let alone another.

    --Clevelandpoet

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  21. LOL Lady Gaga, I hope she doesn't dress like that too :P

    ps. I wonder why some people can be SO loud. My dad is kinda like that when talking :/

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  22. Lady Gaga is queen and anyone who tries to impersonate Her Highness should be hung. Beheaded if impersonated badly.

    Hehe have you tried to out-sing her? That could be fun...

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