As I passed them, one of them . . . HIT ME IN THE ASS WITH A ROLLED UP BIT OF PAPER!!!!
Then they all walked away virtually pissing themselves laughing.
What the fuck???
A couple of questions are raised from this five second event . . .
- Er - why???? What possessed them?
- Do I look much younger than I think? Surely they wouldn't have done that if they thought I was an actual real-life "grown-up"?
- If I WAS an actual real-life grown-up, would I have given them the finger? (Who do I think I am, Louis Walsh?)
But in an odd way, despite feeling ever so slightly violated, it WAS the highlight of my day . . .