A selection of messages going between me and one of my friends today . . .
PAULA: Deposit now paid so definitely have a couple of tables for Saturday night.
PAULA: So that's the venue sorted. Now all I need is an outfit...
FRIEND: Oooh! Do you have a theme?
PAULA: In fact, how about a "everyone has to look older than Paula" theme??? (Given that I'm going to be 30, may as well ensure I'm the youngest looking)
FRIEND: Oh, there won't be any problem there! (Since the general reaction to hearing I am going to be thirty is "Oh you look so young!")
PAULA: Still, to make sure, perhaps I'll wear a babygro.
PAULA: Maybe not. People might mistake me for Lady Gaga.
Has she worn a babygro yet???
Oh, that'll be next.
(Lady GG, if you somehow stumble across my blog and end up wearing a babygro as a result, I soooo want the credit for it!)