When one is out clubbing, and ever-so-slightly drunk (okay, 100% WASTED!), one should NOT attempt to see "how low they can go" unless they are convinced they will actually be able to get back up after they've shimmied down. They certainly shouldn't do it if there is any chance they might instead fall over backwards and then be unable to get back up without assistance from one's friend!
That's the last time I try to pretend to be Christina Aguilera in the "Dirrty" video. Especially when that wasn't even the song that was playing!
Oh, I think I managed to sort out the guy matter for now. But we'll have to wait and see for the moment. Thanks for all the advice you have given me on that anyway, I'm very grateful!