Last night, me and my flatmate were talking about how sometimes we really hate having a shower. Not because we don't like to be clean, I should stress. Just because we really hate having to dry our hair afterwards.
It was just such a bother, we agreed.
"Wouldn't it be so much better if we could just - oh, I don't know - take our hair OFF when we didn't need it, and then that way we wouldn't always have to wash it," I sighed. "Why hasn't anyone ever thought of that?"
"I think . . . " my flatmate said slowly ". . . that is what they call a wig, Paula."