Something truly horrific happened tonight.
I actually shudder at the memory, it traumatised me so much.
I had been on the internet for about fifteen minutes, idly browsing away, like one does (or like I do, obsessively!) and then . . . it's okay, I can say it . . .
. . . deep breath . . .
Here goes . . .
I LOST MY INTERNET CONNECTION!
And not just for like a couple of minutes.
FOR ABOUT THREE HOURS!
I actually felt like I had lost a limb. I didn't know what to do with myself. I think with my attention span as limited as it has been over the past couple of days (I've not been feeling that well and I think it's affecting my state of mind) the only thing I can pay attention to for more than a few minutes is the online world. TV and books can't hold my attention for long enough.
I mean, I ended up trying to TIDY MY ROOM as something to keep me busy!!! WTF???
Now I'm exhausted from running around and feel like collapsing, my insides feel sore, my bones feel all mushy . . . and my room basically looks like I haven't even DONE anything to it. Nice!!!
So now I guess it's bed time since I don't really feel up for moving further, I feel kinda like puking to be more honest. Fingers crossed I feel better soon!
For "Cheer Me Up Tuesday" I thought I would be lazy and do a couple of links to "lightbulb" jokes . . . So go here for a fairly big one (ooh-er!) and then here for a selection of smaller ones*. Sorry for the laziness, but like I said, I'm not 100% and this means EVERYTHING suffers.
Even my sense of humour, apparently . . . :(
*In case you can't be bothered to click on links (according to Chris, a lot of people can't, so I'm taking that into consideration here!), here's my favourite:
How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change