So does THIS one include a partner???
Scented erasers. Does anyone really use pencils these days anyway???
The world's cleverest idea, right? Sudoku toilet paper. So at what point am I meant to DO the sudoku? Before? After? Do I sit on the toilet until I've finished the puzzle, regardless of the fact I stopped peeing half an hour before? (I'm VERY bad at sudokus). Do I feel bad if I waste the toilet paper by needing to use it before I can DO a puzzle??? Man, I feel guilty already and I haven't even been GIVEN the stuff yet . . .
Oh and do you know anyone who has recently been through a break-up or divorce???
Well, then perhaps you should try this place for some inspiration.
Set of venereal disease plush dolls?
A wedding ring coffin?
A boyfriend arm pillow? (Actually that one sounds quite good. No judging!!!)
Or the ULTIMATE "Who Needs a Man?" wineglass? Excellent.
Rub it right in there, you coupled folk. Salt in the wound, and all that.
I recommend the dolls myself . . .