Friday, 19 September 2008

DOGGY STYLE*

I've been invited to meet my friend's dog at the weekend. I was quite excited about the invite. :)


Me: Will he like me?
My friend: Yes I'm sure he will.
Me: Can I pretend to be a dog? I'll get on all fours and woof at him.
My friend: (uncertainly) Er - if you want to?
Me: What? Won't he like that?
My friend: Well, I don't know, humans don't generally pretend to be dogs in front of him.
Me: (disappointedly) Oh right.



I honestly don't understand why not . . . :(


*Seriously, soooo cannot wait to see how many people looking for porn pop by the site due to this title, hehe!

4 comments:

  1. You are just asking for all sorts of pervs to stop by!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. I didn't find this during a porn search, but I did download that crowded house song from limewire after I stumbled in here, so thanks for that.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Where is the porn?

    Dammit.

    Woof.

    ReplyDelete
  4. But why wouldn't a someone pretend to be a dog with their dog? Oh, wow, that is the weirdest sentence I've written today.

    I have a big ol' Retreiver, and she loves it when there are people at her level. We have to tell guests to beware in our home--if they sit on the floor, our dog will charge and knock them over with kisses. She's like a slimy, doggy bowling ball.

    ReplyDelete

You wanna leave me a comment? Come on, you know you want to really . . . ;)