Wednesday, 23 April 2008


...While me and my sis were wondering around Borders looking for Spanish phrasebooks (my sis's idea) after a cocktail and half a bottle of rose wine each...

P and L drunkenly wander into the children's section and come across some Little Miss and Mr Toys . . .

L: Check this one out (holds up a little Miss toy)
P: Oh she's cute, what's her name?
L: (studies the label) Miss Poontang
P: (not really aware her sister is joking) Er - really? (grabs the toy and studies the label herself). No it says Little Miss . . . Kering. (looks puzzled) What the heck does THAT mean?
L: I think it is saying it's a keyring.
P: (feeling a bit thick) Oh right, i see.

Later on as P walks home from the underground and sees a guy who she mistakenly believes to be walking in her direction . . .

P: (to herself, but really to the guy at the other end of the street). Oh you had BETTER not be getting in my way here. I was on THIS side of the pavement first, what the fuck do you think you are doing, you total twat. I swear to god, if you do not move out of my way right now, I will smash you into next Tuesday with my fist, move, for fucks sake, move!!! Unless you are walking in the other direction I will . . . Oh yeah, you ARE walking in the opposite direction, you're walking away from me. Oops. Forget I said anything...


  1. Haha-- kering is the latest slang, don't you know?

  2. Total twat. Hahahahahaha. My gma used to say taht.

  3. All my English family always try to get me to master exactly how to say "twat." I just can't seem to get it ride in my thick American accent.

  4. hahah and how did the idea of the spanish phrase book come about?

  5. Haha, I love drunken conversations like that. Actually, any drunken times with friends are fun.

  6. OH I love drunken stops at book much to read and LAUGH AT!

  7. Stories are ALWAYS good when there is alcohol involved!


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