I've been having some freaky dreams recently.
Most of them I can only remember for about thirty seconds after I wake up but I find myself shaking my head in disbelief in that short space of time and wondering where the hell my subsconscious got this shit from.
The one that sticks in my head was last week though.
I dreamed I was pregnant.
I mean, seriously, I was CONVINCED I was pregnant. I was going about telling everyone and acting very much like a pregnant lady would. Not drinking, trying to be healthy, watching out for my bump . . .
And then people started to ask me for more details about the pregnancy.
"Are you suffering from morning sickness?" No.
"Have you put on any weight?" No.
"Have you had sex recently?" No. (I actually had misguided ex sex just over two months ago in reality, but in dream word I was practically re-virginised it had been that long.)
"Have you taken a pregnancy test?" Um - also no.
Yeah, so it turned out I wasn't actually dream-pregnant after all. And none of the above points had even occurred to me . . . So then it was even weirder, cos then everyone thought I had psychological issues and had made up a pregnancy. And, yes, I probably DO have psychological issues, but I don't think i would ever do THAT.
I can't help but wonder what it means though. It's right up there with this dream in terms of weirdness . . .
Had any weird dreams recently? Or care to help analyse MY dream?