So I mentioned the other day that I was going through somewhat of a dry spell. Sexually, romantically, whatever you want to describe it as, I have not had much action.
I last had sex in August 2009. I could probably work out the exact date, as it would have been the last time I saw F in person. But that will just depress me, so I think I'll not be that specific.
But it's not just lack of sex. It's also been just over a year since my last date. (Swine Guy.)
It's been over 6 months since my last kiss. (Creepy guy in Zante, at the start of May.) Well, I THINK it was my last kiss, as I'm FAIRLY sure I would have remembered if Work Crush and I had kissed in the taxi after the wedding in July.
So the closest I've had to any action was Work Crush feeling my leg that night from the looks of it.
And even THAT was nearly four months ago!!!
I know this probably sounds pretty depressing to some folk. And it IS a little depressing to me too.
But, at the same time, I quite often go through phases like this. Before F came along last year, it had been over a year since my last . . . I'm trying to think of a polite way to put this other than "shag" and failing. So let's go with shag. And before my ex before F, there was also nearly a year gap. And then before the one BEFORE that, there was more than a year gap again.
And before that there was nothing. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24, after all.
Maybe that's one of the reasons why I don't get too bothered about the whole thing. I've only had sex with four guys, and I've had long periods of being alone between each of them, and I spent 24 years without getting any, so perhaps I don't care that much about the long periods of time I go without any "action". I like it when I'm having it, don't get me wrong, but after a while I barely notice anymore.
I can't help but wonder when the next time will be though. And who it will be with.
I know who I want it to be with. But then that's another story, already told on more than one occasion. Sigh.
On an unrelated note, would anyone like to contribute to my Battery Fund? A girl can never have too many batteries, after all . . . ;)