So I'm typing away on my creaky old laptop (it's only four years old, technically, but, like dog years, that makes it about 28 really) since I'm awaiting a new netbook charger, and I'm fairly devoid of inspiration tonight. But I feel like I SHOULD post something because
1) I'm a bit at a loss for anything else to do. Apart from listening to Diana Vicker's album, I've done pretty much nothing else all night.
2) I'll be busy the next few nights so may not have a chance to blog (or it may be drunken babbling that makes no sense.)
ANYHOO . . .
It's been a while since I did a "crazy search terms that lead people to my blog" post. Sadly, this is because mainly my seach terms fall under the "how do I name my blog?" umbrella. (Trust me, folks, I don't know. Look what MINE is called, for Pete's sake!) But occasionally I get some leaning more toward the "wtf?" line.
So let's see if me or my blog bears any relevance to any of THESE search terms . . .
"Fucking my sleeping sister" (Nope. Never done this. And I'm a little disturbed by that one. Scratch that - I'm majorly grossed out!)
"Eat lunch topless" (Only when I'm in my flat alone. And even THEN, I'm more likely to have a top on...)
"You're only as young as you feel, so go feel on someone young" (Okay, you got me on that one. It HAS happened before. You know it. I know it. Let's call a spade a spade here...)
"Are insects a problem in Fuerteventura?" (Yes. Trust me. The only place I collected more mosquito bites was Zante. Speaking of which . . .)
"Naked dancing in Zante" (Nope. I didn't do that. Promise.)
"Lost virginity at Pontins" (Given that I stopped going to Pontins in my teens, and didn't lose my virginity until I was 24, that's CERTAINLY not true!)
"Pee fetish gross" (Agreed. Not that I've ever tried it. Yuck.)
"What is in my beer, I'm hallucinating" (This sounds like something a former flatmate of mine would have said. But she certainly didn't say it on my blog!)
"Why am I not crying after getting dumped" (Well, personally I ALWAYS cry. Not just about getting dumped though. About ANYTHING. Ask pretty much anyone close to me, they'll tell you!)
"Sniffling snot" (My goodness, you mention snot ONCE in a two-and-a-half-year period and look what happens . . .)
"You still look like young 20". (Why, thank you. *blushes*)
And on that note, and feeling ten years younger, I bid you adieu. :)
Had any strange search engine terms lead someone to your blog recently???