So I've been missing in action for a couple of days, real life caught up with me once again and I was busy being all important and popular and stuff like that.
I've been doing monumentally impressive feats like making fajitas for friends. (Okay, I used an Old El Paso kit, but they were still delicious.)
Or eyeing up waiters in tapas bars with Mich.
Or queuing for 45 minutes (plus 45 minutes) in the bar to wait for a table at Jamie Oliver's new restaurant in Glasgow. TOTALLY worth the wait by the way.
My life is SUCH a challenge sometimes . . .
(Just kidding. I had a blast.)
On the downside? I'm now exhausted. Oh, and I think I may have a bladder infection.
Which is where the TMI part comes in. As I may or may not have self-diagnosed myself by typing "stinging vagina" into Google this morning.
And was amazed by how many options came up that WEREN'T porn . . .
How were your weekends? Have you missed me? What's the strangest thing you have ever typed into a search engine?