I feel like I need a cheer-me-up after my shitty day, so seems like a perfect time to re-visit Cheer-Me-Up Tuesday.
So I'm going to post some helpful tips, gleaned from websites like Viz. These never fail to make me laugh. And then I'm going to follow it up with a video I posted about a year ago now on here, but that still cracks me up to this day. Sound okay? Let's do it...
DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.
MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.
DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
OLYMPIC athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.
GIRLS. Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date. All he's interested in is seeing you naked.
PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.
And now . . . FOR THE VIDEO!!!
Anyone remember this?
I still laugh everytime I watch it. So damn funny...
Anyone got anything else to cheer me up this week???