Time for "Cheer Me Up Tuesday" and today's edition is brought to you in a bit of a rush as I spent too long hitting snooze and really SHOULD be ready and out the door by now but instead I'm sitting with only half my make up on, unbrushed hair, no clothes on (mind out of the gutter please, I have my dressing gown on!) and am typing this instead! (Thank the lord for flexi-time . . .)
So basically you're going to get to the end of this and go "Was that it? Is it over ALREADY?" . . . but hopefully it will have given you a giggle anyway. I received this in an email yesterday and had to share . . .
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We have to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You'd better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Would you like to have sex?
May I have this dance = I would like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I would like to have sex with you
Would you like to go to a movie? = I would like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner? = I would like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay.
Hope you liked! And if you have any funny-ness you care to share, please feel free to do so!
Let's make Tuesdays better for me, and anyone else who despises them as much as me! :)