Thursday, 14 January 2010

TMI THURSDAY: PEE ON ME? ER . . .NO THANKS . . .

TMI Thursday


Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!


So . . . I have a bit of a problem (and, no it doesn't involve an itch, or a rash, or anything particularly TMI, although I feel like I put on so much weight over Christmas that if I showed you a naked picture of myself then THAT would be TMI. Relax. I'm not gonna.) I have ran out of inspiration for TMI Thursday.

PERSONAL inspiration anyway.

So here's just a generalised one. About people and some of the strange things that make their "getting busy" thang so much more fun.

NUMBER ONE (no pun intended!!!)?

Remember that infamous episode of "Sex and the City" . . .



. . . where the politician asked Carrie to PEE on him??? (around about 5.00 into the clip above)

I think it was the fact he wanted them to both get CLEAN first that freaked me out. Yes, let's get clean and then why don't you PEE ON ME??? How does someone discover they LIKE something like that??? Actually, i don't even WANT to know...

Peeing is such a private thing. I make no secret (ironically) of the fact that I'm pee-shy. I don't even feel comfortable having someone HEAR me pee. I'm not going to let them watch me . . . while I do it on THEM. Or vice versa.

It's disgusting!

Sooooo not right.

Agree? Disagree?

(Oh and don't even get me STARTED on Cleveland Steamers...)

30 comments:

  1. Would there be rubber sheets involved? Would it be a shower pee? Does the person have to drink certain liquids? So many unanswered questions!

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  2. I like it that you used SATC :)

    And I, actually I'm going to post about this, I;ve participated in 'Watersports'

    Not fun. Nor cool. Just gross.

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  3. Haha, I soooo look forward to Thurdays! :)

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  4. It boggles my mind that some people actually enjoy it. I guess I just really don't get what there is to enjoy. The smell? The sensation of warmth? Marking someone as your territory?

    I might try it if I were with a guy who was really really really into it -- just to cross it off my sexual taboo list -- but I don't think in a million years I'd actually like it.

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  5. I pee-shy too. I don't understand the jollies of the whole "Pee" thing. I think its gross.

    Omg that episode of SATC has ruined that actor for me like forever. I can't watch him in Mad Men without thinking "Ohhh eww that's the Pee Guy". I know he has a real name but yuppers he's "The Pee Guy" to me. =P

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  6. I don't understand this fetish either. I met a guy once who liked all body fluids. Pee, blood, vomit, even poo. He intrigued and disgusted me at the same time. I just kept asking him why over and over. He never gave me a satisfying answer. Ew.

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  7. I;m with you on the peeing as a sexual activity thing. What makes someone even try it? Even in a non-sexual way, if someone peed on me, I would be angry and upset!

    As for being pee-shy, I am to a degree as well. I get nervous if I need the loo at someone else#s house because I hate the idea that they can hear - or that they might be imagining me go. I suppose it's quite an intimate thing. There's so muchpressure to look smart and be cool and there's nothing that says "I'm human" like giving in to your body's need to leak. It's so undignified sitting on a loo with your knickers around your ankles.

    However, ifI am out on the razz with my mates, I don't think twice about sharing a toilet cubicle. I suppose in that sense it is almost a bonding experience and subconsciously used to show how close you are - as in, I love you so much I'll even pee in front of you.

    My other half and I wee in front of one another now, but it took a long time. I was bursting one day and the ensuite he is building in his bedroom had no door and the main bathroom was being used by his mother who was taking a long bath. He refused to leave,finding it all very funny so I had to go.

    It wasn't the wee thing so much that bothers me when he's there. It's what goes along with relaxing the muscles enough to tinkle - the little botty farts and stuff!

    I draw the line at pooing. Noone will EVER see me poo. As far as the world knows, I don't poo.

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  8. Do you think it's possible to pee anxiety? I can quite easily stop half way if I think I can hear someone!!

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  9. I too am incredibly "pee shy"...my apartment has the typical PAPER THIN walls and when B's here he always laughs when I go to the bathroom cause I'm yelling at him to stop listening while I go...even if he's in the kitchen with the water running and there's no chance of him hearing I still feel so incredibly awkward!!!

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  10. ewww no not my thing atall. Its just weird and grim. I'd dump someone if they pissed on me, though if push came to shove I'd rather be pee'd on than poo'd on...that is REALLY grim

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  11. Never, ever, under any circumstances would it be okay to pee on someone. Never. Ewww...

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  12. Agree. I don't understand all the rage with golden shower. No, no, no, noooo!

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  13. Some kinks I understand.

    This is not one of them.

    No, no, a thousand times no.

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  14. Two comments...

    First... people get off on strange things. I knew a woman who, when she was younger, worked as an "escort"... She apparently had one client who got off on having condiment packets squeezed onto him. She got paid by the hour so she got the same amount of money whether she was fucking the guy or squeezing ketchup onto him so she didn't really care...

    Second... One of my all time pet peeves is when someone tries to talk to me while I'm peeing. Dude, I'm standing at the urinal peeing. Just leave me alone and let me pee in peace. I don't want to talk about the football game yesterday... I don't want to talk about the meeting we just got out of... I don't want to hear about the storm last night... I just want to pee and get out of the bathroom. STFU!

    ok I'm done.

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  15. Omg, no, I am SO with you on this--it's SUCH a gross idea!!! I mean, EW. EW EW EW!!!! I can't believe people do that.

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  16. Pass.

    There are things on my to-do list in life and this will never make the list.

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  17. I just don't get it either. Toilet time is private time as far as I'm concerned! I remember being horrified the first time I went to a nightclub and saw two girls sharing a cubicle. I just couldn't do it!

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  18. yeah, no. It is just..odd! Although, the more i think about it the more i am intrigued as to why people like it- is it the sensation of the warm pee?, or maybe the smell? The colour?

    Can someone enlighten me?

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  19. Oh yes... I remember the episode... clearly. Which, speaking of Sex and the City, I can't wait for the movie!

    But no, I will not pee on you, you will not pee on me and there will be no pee involved at all in our lovemaking. Luckily never had to say this to anyone.

    Great post.

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  20. Whatever floats your boat I presume...

    Personally, just normal sex is fine by me!

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  21. everyone commented on the "pee" part of the post... no one mentioned the naked picture part????


    for the record.... I don't understand wanting to be pissed on either

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  22. That's just ... disturbing. I really don't get it ...

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  23. jeez, folks.

    it's JUST PEE.

    you realize it's STERILE, right?

    i would totally be into my wife pissing on me. because i am lazy and do not like cleaning up i would have her do it in the shower, or outside.

    i think the very fact that so many commenters here think there's something inherently super super nasty about it demonstrates WHY someone would want to do it. YES, it's personal, private, intimate, secret--and that's what makes it so goddamned fun.

    keep in mind there are infinitely more germs in your mouth and saliva, and we don't bitch and moan too much about people swapping THAT around, do we? ;)

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  24. I love the "How does one find out you're into this" thing. How DO people discover that?!?!

    Compared to some, I'm pretty vanilla sexually. Nothing too kinky for me thanks. but, whatever floats your boat....

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  25. I get that some people are into this. And fine for them. But for me? NO WAY.

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  26. To each, their own but... yeahhhh... everyone's got their little kinks I guess, but can't say it's one that interested me at all. lol

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  27. Simply gross as far as I am concerned. I don't understand the appeal. Like a dog marking its territory.

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