THINGS TO POSSIBLY AVOID TALKING ABOUT ON A DATE . . .

• Whether or not Louis Walsh is gay.
• If John and Edward ("Jedward") from X-Factor are his secret sons and that's why he picked them for the groups category

(I'm REALLY glad I missed this performance...)

• The Bermuda Triangle (don't even ask, seriously. I honestly don't know HOW I managed to get onto that subject.)
• A random work anecdote about someone who cheated in an exam and a wet cheatsheet covered in faeces. (I know, I know. There's something wrong with me . . .)

That being said, I managed to avoid asking if he had enjoyed his pee OR if other guys had been looking at his penis in the bathroom.

And despite my conversational vomit, it seemed to go okay.

And the snogging on my doorstep at two am was fun. (He walked me home. What a gent.)

Let's wait and see . . .