I have to hold my hands up and admit I've been pretty lax regarding Cheer-me-up-Tuesday of late, so I thought I would make up for it by hosting a special bumper edition. Tons of funny stuff, hopefully something for everyone. And no whining - for a change! (Believe me, I want to whine, but I'm not gonna . . .) So let's get started . . .
1. If you would like to see some funny computer enhancers, visit this link. It cracked me up anyway!
4. And last but not least, let's have a straight forward joke . . .
On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of who loved to play
One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began
to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, For he had gone to town with
the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3
silver BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the
motorcar and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still
had time to save his friends life.
Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his
life! The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the
puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing!" and
he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick.