Yesterday I had the day off due to the May Day public holiday.
About four pm my flatmate knocked on my bedroom door and came in. She gasped. "Your room!"
Then she laughed. "Is THIS what it takes to get you to tidy your room properly?"
It takes a guy I like coming to see my room for the first time for me to do a full scale tidy.
So there you go.
Everyday's a schoolday . . .