Tough, you're getting some anyway!
In fact, maybe I should make it a regular thing, since I seem to receive so damn much of the stuff . . .
Ever felt like becoming an elephant? Maybe this can help . . .
Become superhung with enormous trunk
Or how about taking the excitement out of life???
Now you can forget the feeling of rejection forever
Apparently I also have dreams of having a penis . . .
You see your erection only in your dreams?
And here's some REAL dirty talk for you . . .
The price of our watches is really seducing
Someone is really hung up on getting me not just male genitalia but BIG male genitalia . . .
Get a bigger bazooka today (or do they mean a REAL bazooka???)
If your little friend is lazy, the magic blue pill will make him work (wow, that's all I EVER wanted! How did you know???)
Are You Okay? (em - no. You keep sending me stupid spam!)
I told you about him (I know. I wish I'd listened.) (Lol)
It's easier to slide when you have gigantic pride (wouldn't it be easier to slide if I had a gigantic . .. SLIDE???)
A big instrument is a mortgage to success (SERIOUSLY, why spam's utter fascination with size???)
You can look fancy even if you are a simple taxi driver (I have a feeling this may offend some taxi drivers . . . )
And last but not least, an item of spam that has caused a PARTICULARLY disturbing mental image . . .
Your manhood will fly like a white dove - elegant and free
Any choice pieces of spam flown into YOUR inbox "like a white dove" recently???